UGH

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 03/23/2016 at 22:38 • Filed to: None

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Mom: “Ben, give me your Cadillac info.”

Me: *gives* “Why?”

Her: “I found a buyer. They’re gonna give us $500 up front then $200 a month”

Me: *shoves title up rectum*

Pictured is MFW

That’s genuinely the most pants shittingly retarded idea I’ve ever heard. “Yeah lemme set up a honor system payment plan with someone from the most heroin riddled county in the country for a $4000 car. I’m sure that’ll go fine”

Die-Trying > Your boy, BJR 03/23/2016 at 22:42

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if the title is in your name......... burn it.(the title, you can always get a copy)

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Your boy, BJR 03/23/2016 at 22:45

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Dirty title

Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > Your boy, BJR 03/23/2016 at 23:59

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St. Louis?

Sam > Your boy, BJR 03/24/2016 at 00:11

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I’ll buy it for $600 up front, and promise to pay the rest as soon as I have it. Also, I’ll use a pseudonym and a fake address. Also, the money will be fake. Also, I’ll just steal it.

BruceS85 > Your boy, BJR 03/24/2016 at 00:44

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I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Your boy, BJR 03/24/2016 at 07:26

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That’s totally sketch city

Meatcoma > Your boy, BJR 03/24/2016 at 08:46

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That is a horrible idea. If that car for whatever reason breaks down before it’s paid for and they cannot afford to fix it - does your mother think that they honestly intend to continue to pay it off?

That’s just one reason not to do this.

I’m sure other oppos can come up with other reasons not to do this.

Pokesmot > Die-Trying 03/24/2016 at 20:20

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Exactly what I’d expect to hear from some one with a username like yours haha